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Fun Facts

Kremels Hair Tonic where sued years later after customers complained of hallucinations of being harassed by floating fruit. Some now use it as an industrial strength cleaner. First Appearance of Ad Guy Kremels Hair Tonic is later used as a scote lotion.

External Links

Click here to watch episode "bob's week in france part 7"

Transcript:

{A vintage-style black screen appears, with a calender in the top right with 'day 7' writen on it and in the center of the screen the text "Sheerluck Weebl in: The case of the rather big ship that sank and went under the water and stuff.", which then fades to the text "Brought to you by: KREMEL HAIR TONIC".}

NARRATOR: Kremel Hair Tonic and Kremel Shampoo present The New adventures of Sheerluck Weebl

{Cuts to picture of BOB dressed as dr.watson, with the text "bob as dr.watson"}

NARRATOR: Starring BOB as dr.watson

{Cuts to picture of WEEBL dressed as sheerluck weebl, with the text "weebl as sheerluck weebl"}

NARRATOR: and weebl as sheerluck weebl.

{Cuts to text reading "A word from our sponsor"}

NARRATOR: Before we begin, he's a word from our sponsor.

{Cuts to AD GUY, rocking from side-to-side in front of a mic}

AD GUY: Men. Do you have hair? Does it have a greasy residue? Do you like pie? Then you need Kremel Hair Tonic. It's spiffy.

{Text appears below AD GUY reading "Kremel Hair Tonic: It's Spiffy" before fading out to music. Scene changes to WEEBL (sheerluck weebl) and BOB (dr.watson) rocking near to an eye-patch laid on the floor. In the background there is a sign reading 'Harbour'}

WEEBL: so dr.watson. the game is a foot.

BOB: yes.

WEEBL: we look for clues.

BOB: k.

{WEEBL and BOB look from side to side a few times before returning to their normal rocking movements}

BOB: by jove weebl. I at a loss as to who sunk the boat.

WEEBL: hmm. an old eyepath.

{Background darkens}

BOB: I say! what could clue mean?

WEEBL: to the laboratory watson. with all due haste.

BOB: no stopping at pie shop on way?

WEEBL: this is no time for pie watson.

BOB: there always time for pie.
BOB: have you been smoking opium again old boy?

{WEEBLs eyes lock into an almost hypnotising stare. A FLOATING BANANA appears next to him. Sceen is zoomed in so only WEEBL and the FLOATING BANANA are visable.}

FLOATING BANANA: banana.

{Cuts back to WEEBL and BOB at the Harbour}

WEEBL: yes.
WEEBL: to the laboratory!

{Screen cuts to next in a small white box reading "LATER. AT THE WORLD REKNOWNED KREMEL HAIR TONIC LABS" film jitters slightly, before fading out to the next scene. WEEBL and BOB are rocking, and in the background are various flashing machines and a sign reading "KREMEL LABS"}

WEEBL: we are at the laboratory!

BOB: but why?

WEEBL: to use the computar machine.

BOB: computar machines not invented yet.

WEEBL: blimey!
WEEBL: well we should just get some more opium since we here.

BOB: I suspected as much.

WEEBL: somebody needs a hug.

BOB: step off man!
BOB: you just after my kidneys.

WEEBL: I see you met kevin.

BOB: me not know what you talking about.

{WEEBLs eyes lock into a hypnotising stare oncemore. The FLOATING BANANA appears again. Sceen is zoomed in so only WEEBL and the FLOATING BANANA are visable.}

FLOATING BANANA: kill them all!

WEEBL: right you are.

{Cuts to text reading "Later back at the Harbour" before cutting back to WEEBL and BOB at the same Harbour scene as earlier. This time, CHRIS appears from the right.}

WEEBL: as I suspected. there are sailing types here at the harbour.

CHRIS: yarr!

BOB: incredible weebl. how you do it?

WEEBL: simple deduction my dear dr.
WEEBL: and lots of opium.

{Once again, WEEBLs eyes lock into a hypnotising stare. The BANANA appears. Sceen is zoomed in so only WEEBL, CHRIS and the BANANA are visable. Pictures of devil horns, fangs, scars and a trident flash around CHRIS, while the background moves around in a stange manor.}

BANANA: he is the one.

{Cuts back to WEEBL, BOB and CHRIS at the Harbour. WEEBL is staring, and looks alarmed, but staps out of it quickly}

WEEBL: blimey. this stuff is a bit strong.

BOB: wait I have it. this unsavory character sank the boat.

WEEBL: don't be a wanker watson.

CHRIS: a pox on ye. for claiming it be so.
CHRIS: though the boat be sunk. I be still haunted by it's ghostly horn.

{CHRIS breaks wind, to the sound of a boat horn.}

CHRIS: my mistake.

BOB: well if you didn't sink the boat who did?

WEEBL: the answer is simply my dear chap.
WEEBL: it never really happened.

BOB: but...

WEEBL: nothing happened at all.

BOB: but you're hopped up on opium.

WEEBL: who cares. let's go home for pie.

BOB: yay!

{Once again, WEEBLs eyes lock into a hypnotising stare. The BANANA appears. Sceen is zoomed in so only WEEBL, and the BANANA are visable.}

BANANA: well covered.
BANANA: no one will ever know it was you.

WEEBL: you always know what to do banana.

FLOATING BANANA: I love you sheerluck.

WEEBL: and I love you too.
WEEBL: whatever you are.

BANANA: I'm a banana.

{Fades out to text reading "THE END"}