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- Made by Weebl
& Skoo
- Music by: Laura - Ray Coniff
- Episode info page by
the last sheika
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Bob is an real person, just no-one has ever met or spoken to him, you can even email him.
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Cleaner,
Weebl and Bob episode 99 - Date:
21st September 2005
Brief:
It's another spiffy Bob animated episode.
Cast:
(in order of appearance):
Scrooge, Posh Man, Various Ghots.
Transcript:
SCROOGE: I am being bothered by bothersome ghosts.
{POSH MAN walks on}
POSH MAN: I can help you.
SCROOGE: You are burning my eye.
POSH MAN: Indeed.
{Dealing with ghosts from the Past}
{POSH MAN and SCROOGE are on the left, facing the GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PASTS}
GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PASTS: Woo.
GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PASTS: I am a ghost from the pasts.
POSH MAN: You already done this.
GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PASTS: Are you sure?
POSH MAN: Yes. Because it was in the pasts.
GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PASTS: Blimy! You'd think I'd remember that.
GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PASTS: Me being from the pasts and all.
POSH MAN: Yes. Without memory the past is nothing.
GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PASTS {Thinking}: Arses.
GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PASTS: Bye then.
POSH MAN: Bye.
{GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PASTS disappears with a ping}
SCROOGE: You are still burning me.
POSH MAN: And how.
{Dealing with ghosts from christmas present}
{POSH MAN and SCROOGE are once again on the left side, this time with the GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT}
SCROOGE {walking away from, POSH MAN}: Bloody cigar.
GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT: Boo!
SCROOGE: Eek!
GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT: I am the ghost of right now.
GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT: Now being the present.
POSH MAN: You look more like the ghost of christmas presents.
GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT: I get that a lot.
POSH MAN: I think it the box.
GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT: Really?
GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT: I'll go change.
POSH MAN: I think chains would look slimming on you.
GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT: Cheers mate.
POSH MAN: No problem mate.
{GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT disappears with a ping}
{Dealing with ghosts from christmas of the future}
{POSH MAN appears}
POSH MAN: Oops. Too soon!
{POSH MAN and SCROOGE are again on the left side, now with the GHOST OF CHRISTMAS FUTURE}
GHOST OF CHRISTMAS FUTURE: Rarrrrr! I am a scary ghost from the future.
SCROOGE: Ooh. What's it like?
GHOST OF CHRISTMAS FUTURE: Not much has changed but we live underwater.
POSH MAN: But time is linear and you cannot exist since future yet to happen.
GHOST OF CHRISTMAS FUTURE: Minge burgers!
GHOST OF CHRISTMAS FUTURE: Busted!
{GHOST OF CHRISTMAS FUTURE disappears with, guess what, a ping}
{Dealing with Scrooges}
{POSH MAN and SCROOGE are on screen. POSH MAN pokes SCROOGE with his cigar. SCROOGE falls over}
SCROOGE: Ow!
SCROOGE: What that for? I am not a ghost.
POSH MAN: Then my work here is done.
SCROOGE: Huzzah!
POSH MAN: Yay!
{BOB's "I made this" signature appears, this time saying "Bustin' makes me feel good"}
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