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- Made by Weebl and Skoo
- Music:
a-team theme and some crap
- Episode info page by Bail
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Vibro Egg spouts a "Jim fixed it for me" medal which was only given to children who went on Jim'll Fix It's show to ask for help.
When Bob's "pimp" car is moving, it doesn't blow out any smoke from the exaust. Donkey is played on wheels for the joust as well.
The A-Team has a big significance to the Weebl and Bob universe, they've appeared in it and this is the first time the theme tune has been played over something.
Vibro Egg was supposidly killed in the episode egg, however it seems it was only a burn induced coma, however he does infact get hit by a hammer and collapse, though this may not mean the end for him.
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Joust,
Weebl and Bob episode 85 - Date: 26th April 2005
Brief:
In part two we finally see the joust, and some old characters come back to life.. oh and the car gets pimped up!
Cast:
(in order of appearance): Weebl, Bob, Chris the Ninja Pirate, Donkey, Vibro Egg (AKA: Mr Eggsy Bit), High Jam & Bob's Arse.
Transcript:
{WEEBL, BOB, CHRIS and DONKEY are rocking on the normal purple background}
WEEBL: So then.
WEEBL: We jousting?
CHRIS: Be you asking?
WEEBL: I asking!
CHRIS: I be jousting!
CHRIS: but only to defend donkey's honour,
CHRIS: and to silence ye,
CHRIS: mainly to silence ye.
WEEBL: oh
WEEBL: it is the on!
WEEBL: come bob. we must prepare.
BOB: Me want to help Chris though.
WEEBL: oh you do do you?
BOB: yes.
WEEBL: tough titties!
BOB: k.
{VIBRO EGG, in a "homie" styled hat, wearing a Jim Fixed it Chain" The picture moves in time to the music, then "Pimp My Ride" text appears}
{VIBRO EGG, WEEBL and BOB are now standing next to Bob's car}
VIBRO EGG: sup!
BOB: lo mr. eggsy bit
WEEBL: don't I know you?
VIBRO EGG: It's possible. I just woke up from a burn induced coma.
VIBRO EGG: anyway. you want us to pimp your ride?
BOB: yes.
WEEBL: it for a joust.
WEEBL: we using my car instead of horse.
BOB: it my car!
WEEBL: do you see?
VIBRO EGG: No I don't see..
VIBRO EGG: my retinas were burnt off in the accident.
BOB: for real?
VIBRO EGG: for real!
WEEBL: word.
VIBRO EGG: Ok. Give me the keys and i'll get this car to west coast customs.
WEEBL: hurrah!
BOB: hold on!
BOB: did you just say you blind?
VIBRO EGG: don't worry about it.
VIBRO EGG: I've done this hundreds of times.
BOB: k.
{Shot of Bob's now crashed car against a lamppost and VIBRO EGG}
VIBRO EGG: ah crap. not again.
{Zoom's out to show a garage, "West Coast Conserves - Body Shop and Freedom Fighters"}
VIBRO EGG: Well I guess this place will do.
{Inside the shop, VIBRO EGG, Bob's crashed car and HIGH JAM}
VIBRO EGG: what up brother?
VIBRO EGG: we need to get our joust on, can you pimp this in time?
JAM: I don't really know?
JAM: the others are our and I'm not really supposed to do any work.
VIBRO EGG: aw. come on man. your busting my yolk.
JAM: Well ok. If you're sure.
VIBRO EGG: It's not my car. Why should I care?
{HIGH JAM is now welding to the tune of the A TEAM}
JAM: All done!
{WEEBL and BOB join VIBRO EGG and HIGH JAM in the garage}
VIBRO EGG: When you gave us your car it was all beat up.
BOB: no it wasn't!
VIBRO EGG: but now...
VIBRO EGG: we be pimpin!
{With a thud Bob's now pimped up car lands on the floor}
BOB: gasp!
WEEBL: gasp!
VIBRO EGG: I can tell by your gasps you are amazed.
VIBRO EGG: let's take a look at your sweet new ride.
BOB: my poor car.
[Pretty graphics explaining the functions of the car, with High Jam}
JAM: first I did the big tyres like...
JAM: 'coz...
JAM: it's like a tractor!
JAM: then I added the mop.
JAM: thats for the joust.
JAM: and it's held on with gaffer tape.
JAM: the can of beans are on the fr...
JAM: that's a sort of...
JAM: hood ornament.
JAM: and the can opener on the back...
JAM: I just had lying around.
JAM: the beans are there to give the car the fresh smell of beans.
JAM: which everyone loves.
[Back to WEEBL, BOB, VIBRO EGG and HIGH JAM in the garage}
WEEBL: how I supposed to drive that?
BOB: very carefully.
JAM: What? Don't you like it?
WEEBL & BOB: no!
VIBRO EGG: you've officially been pimped!
WEEBL: quiet you.
WEEBL: well it nearly time for joust.
WEEBL: bob.
BOB: yes.
JAM: (off the to the right) better put these tools away.
WEEBL: if anything happen to me I want you to take my place in dule.
{A hammer flys in from the right and breaks VIBRO EGGs yolk, killing him}
BOB: but...
WEEBL: thank you bob. you a true friend.
BOB: but...
WEEBL: yes. a true friend.
WEEBL: AGHH!
BOB: what up?
WEEBL: I stub my toe!
WEEBL: or bang my thumb.
WEEBL: I not think I can go on.
BOB: which is it?
BOB: toe or thumb?
WEEBL: which ever one more serious.
BOB: oh no!
WEEBL: look like you will have to fight for me.
BOB: oh no!
{IT'S A JOUST! Fanfare}
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